Twitter Will Start Charging For Vowels

(Photo credit KIMIHIRO HOSHINO/AFP/Getty Images)

(Photo credit KIMIHIRO HOSHINO/AFP/Getty Images)

In a blog post today Twitter announced that they will start charging for vowels. For $5 you can buy vowels to use on the social media giant.

“Starting today, we are shifting to a two-tiered service: Everyone can use our basic service, Twttr, but you only get consonants. For five dollars a month, you can use our premium “Twitter” service which also includes vowels.

We’re doing this because we believe that by eliminating vowels, we’ll encourage a more efficient and “dense” form of communication. We also see an opportunity to diversify our revenue stream. Here’s our mockup of the most retweeted Tweet of all time as it would appear in the new Twttr:”

Courtesy Twttr

Courtesy Twttr

But those looking for the free version will be able to use ‘y’ anytime they like.

The April Fools Joke has gone over pretty well.

They promoted the hashtag #nvwls and #icanhasvowels for the joke and asked people to go for more details. There they were let in on the joke.


Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

More From AMP 1037 App
Smooth Jazz 103.7 HD2 The Oasis

Listen Live