On Friday, we told you about the controversy involving clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch and their refusal to carry plus size clothing to maintain a desirable image by only catering to desirable and attractive clientele. In the words of Ellen, “Fitch, please.”
In response to A&F’s appalling image issues, we’ve decided that it’s time to Ditch The Fitch. Clean out your closets, clean out your kids’ closets, help your friends clean out their closets, and collect any and all Abercrombie & Fitch label clothing that you find. We’re going to gather up your discarded A&F clothes and “repurpose” it.
We’re sending Producer John around to collect your ditched Fitch collection. If you want him to come pick up, email firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, address, and phone number.