Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Getting Trapped In A Car Wash

Every Monday, we wash off the worries of the weekend by sharing our gripes in “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That.”

Late last week, John decided he was gonna clean out his car really good and take it through the car wash. It turned into a nightmare when the car wash stopped right in the middle. John was trapped between the two octopus arms, and he couldn’t see anything out of his windows. He was stuck for 8 minutes completely freaking out. ¬†When the car wash started back up again, all these buzzers, lights, and noises went off freaking him out even more. Next time, he’s using the self-wash. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Tony would like to tell the lady in the CareNow waiting room who get sneezing without covering her mouth. Ew! Tony says he’s already enough of a germ-phobe, but spraying your disease into the air and saying “I hope it’s not the flu.” Learn some manners and use your elbow to cover your mouth! Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

To the kids at the swimming pool, there are too many of them and they are driving Julie insane. It’s the beginning of summer, everyone is excited to be out of school and hopped up on sugar, but you need to simmer down. It’s not okay to take a running leap into the pool and land on top of Julie’s daughters. It’s not okay to use Julie’s chest as a floatation device. It’s not okay to repeatedly kick Julie in the stomach after she’s said not to do that. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Now it’s your turn! Here’s what listeners shared with us this morning!


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