Tony knows some strange people. He recently got a call from a neighbor who needed some help but wouldn’t elaborate on the situation. When he got over to his neighbor’s house, he walked in to his friend with a towel around his waist. Tony didn’t think anything of it because the neighbor had just had a new pool built in his yard and was probably wearing wet swim trunks. Red flags started waving when the friend told Tony, “Don’t feel awkward,” before he turned around and lower the towel, revealing his naked bottom with patches of Gorilla Glue in places.
Of course, Tony completely wigged out.
As it turns out, the neighbor had been doing some work in the back yard. As it was getting hot outside, he stripped and hopped in the pool to cool off before he continued with his task of trying to install some lights, hanging them with Gorilla Glue. He accidentally got some on his hands, and without thinking, he wiped his hands on his backside and legs. And now, he was pleading to Tony to help him shave the glue out of his leg hair, to which Tony said something to the effect of heck no!