We’ve been dishing on our dads all week leading up to Father’s Day on Sunday. We’ve shared our dads’ 50 Shades of Cray-worthy shenanigans and have unloaded our laundry lists of dad annoyances. This morning, we’re throwing our dads under the bus for the times they have humiliated us in public.
Julie was young when she and her sister went to see Star Wars with their dad, and there wasn’t a theater showing Star Wars where there wasn’t a line you had to stand in for tickets. Julie’s dad ended up feeling sick and had to excuse himself from the line. He walked over the the nearest garbage can and began vomiting, violently, in to the trash. He try and stop for a bit, but end up getting some on his shoes before aiming for the trash again. He was sick in the garbage can for so long that Julie and her sister arrived at the ticket window with no money, still waiting for their dad to stop being sick so he could pay for the tickets. When they finally did get in the theater, Julie’s dad had a large clear soda and was wiping sick off of his shoes with napkins.