Self-Defense In The Form Of Hairy-Leg Stockings

It would take a brave woman to wear these in public in the name of self-defense. They are stockings made to look like the scariest, hairiest legs imaginable, and they are designed to deter perverts and rapists.

According to the Huffington Post, the stockings are described as “super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out” by @HappyZhangJiang on Sina Weibo, a popular Chinese social media site.

These might not be as effective as the anti-rape undies that zap attackers and send GPS alerts to friends and family of the woman being assaulted. However, it probably safe to assume that no man would come near any woman wearing these hairy leggings for the taser-panties to be needed.

Of course, you could always heed Antoine Dodson’s advice to “hide yo kids, hide yo wife.”

In case you’re curious what these hairy-leg stockings look like, check out this tweeted pic.

Check out more of the wild stories we’ve found floating around the web in 50 Shades of Cray!


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