It’s Monday. It’s the first day of school. Let’s get this first week of school started right by getting the chips off our shoulders and declaring, “AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!”
Tony got excited in Costco this weekend when he noticed all the Christmas decorations already out. He walked down an aisle and found a really cool reindeer. As he was pulling the box out to put in his cart, a lady walked up to him. “Are you really taking that?” she asked. “Yep,” Tony replied. “I was just coming back to get this. It’s the last one,” the lady said. Snooze, you lose, lady. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie is starting to get tired of the nicknames her daughter Emma keeps giving her. When Julie says something Emma finds shocking, Emma will call her Julie. When Emma is being sassy, she’ll call Julie “Lady Gaga.” Now, Emma has started calling her “Granny Gaga,” and Julie’s not okay with that. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That.
John went shopping with his younger brother over the weekend. While circling the parking lot around Grapevine Mills, John found a lady about to vacate a primo parking spot on the front row, 3 cars from the end. The problem is that she was in a suburban that she obviously was not comfortable driving. She’d back up, pull forward, back up, pull forward, and not get anywhere. The cars behind John started honking, so he got out and got behind her suburban to help her back the rest of the way out of the spot. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!