attends the Oscars held at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 2, 2014 in Hollywood, California.
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It’s Monday. Before we get our week started, let’s air out our gripes from the weekend. Today, we’ve got a special Oscars edition of Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!
Julie ain’t got time for Ellen Degeneres’ wardrobe. Sure, she’s not going to wear a gown, but at least someone could have designed her some nicer suits than the ones she wore.
Steve ain’t got time for Kerry Washington’s gown. She wore a custom Jason Wu, a designer who has dressed First Lady Michelle Obama, but her gown was wrinkled and water logged. Kerry, fire your stylist!!
Tony knows who frustrating it can be when someone butchers your name, but really, John Travolta? You could have shown up for rehearsals, practiced pronunciation, or had someone tell you how to say Idina Menzel’s name. Who is Abdel Dazeem anyways?
John is upset with Ellen Degeneres. Her massive celebrity group selfie broke Twitter records to become the most retweeted image in Twitter history. But that selfie will cause more problems for us closer to home. Afternoon guy, Kory is a selfie addict. He’s going to see this as a personal challenge to try and break the selfie record. Thanks Ellen. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!