Ain’t Nobody Got Time For Ungrateful Waitresses

It’s Monday, and it’s time to get our weekend gripes off of our chests. It’s time to declare “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!”

Julie is upset about a boy she saw mistreating a dog. She was a soccer game and she saw a boy, about 9 or 10 years old, hanging a dog by its leash. He did it once and put the dog down, so Julie didn’t say anything. She noted that the parents were busy watching the game. The next time the boy did it, Julie started yelling. The boy didn’t hear her screaming and no one else turned to see what the commotion was. When the boy put the dog down again, the mom walked over, picked up the dog, and held it for the rest of the game. Parents ought to make sure their kids know how to treat animals properly. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!

Yesterday, John and a buddy were putting together a swingset in the backyard. John opted to go to Sonic to pick up lunch for himself and his buddy. When the girl brought the burgers to the car, John stopped her to give her a generous tip. Rather than smile and be grateful, she snatched the cash out of his hand before stomping off in a huff. Oh. Heck. No. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!!

Tony wants the lady at Trader Joe’s to know she wasn’t fooling anyone when she blamed her shoes for the little toots she was making as she walked through the freezer aisle. No, the smell of egg salad is what gave you away. Do us all a favor, go do¬†that outside before coming back inside instead of crop dusting the entire grocery store. Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!


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