Well, this is one way to go out.
Robert Gene White took a trip to El Paso to visit the Red Parrot, a full service gentlemen’s club. While Mr. White was enjoying a lap dance from one of the lovely ladies, he passed away.
It wasn’t until the dance was over that they noticed Mr. White wasn’t moving. Initially, the club thought Mr. White was “playing dead” just trying to get out of paying his bill. Quickly they realized he wasn’t faking and began CPR, then called 911. Unfortunately paramedics were unable to revive him.
Is anyone else completely encapsulated at the idea that this clearly isn’t the first time someone has tried to “play dead” to get out of the bill?